This was so common in 90′s and during dot-com era.
A gargoyle fell upon one of the data center employees when it was raining heavily. He is fine apart from some minor injuries. Nobody knows whey they put gargoyles on data center building, and the employee thought it is a sign to leave the company. He complained about the gargoyle incident in an exit interview. This weekend they are going to find all gargoyles and remove it to avoid further damages or complaints. The bossman assured everyone that he is going to take care of the issue & there won’t be any evil attacks. LOL
Me: Let me check –
Dear God, nooo. So many questions left unanswered…