Category: programmers humor

Do not forget to import ramdoulber module that increases ram. There is also an experimental p2p module that you can use to download ram or cpu power from the internet-connected IoT devices.

Credit https://abstrusegoose.com/467

I wonder how many clicks do I need to fix my whole life? LOL.

Question: Why doesn’t Hollywood make more Big Data movies?
Answer: NoSQL.

Question: How do you get the code for the bank vault?
Answer: You checkout their branch.

Credit: https://iridakos.com/programming/2017/01/22/mom-dad-i-programmer

Lmao. Dad that is how I pay my bills and not living in your basement 😉

Here we see senior sysadmin or developer helping junior dev/sysadm learning essential skillz. (Via)

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